Airport security

[AtW]

Ironically, that's exactly what I'd do if I were a terrorist. Possibly whilst an accomplice kicked off and made a fuss in the other queue over their not being able to keep their 150ml bottle of shampoo, whilst my equally well-behaved partner and I's two separate 75ml bottles made it through with the minimum of scrutiny.

Wrong.

You'd get stopped because you are clearly hiding something - not looking straight in the camera and that smile implies you know something others don't...

[Mich the Tester]

Ironically, that's exactly what I'd do if I were a terrorist. Possibly whilst an accomplice kicked off and made a fuss in the other queue over their not being able to keep their 150ml bottle of shampoo, whilst my equally well-behaved partner and I's two separate 75ml bottles made it through with the minimum of scrutiny.

I saw a woman try to get through with a large jar of pickled mushrooms. Now don't ask me why anyone would want to eat pickled mushrooms, but the brain deficient blockhead from G4S opened the jar, poured out the liquid into a large blue plastic wheelie bin and returned the jar to the lady with the mushrooms in it. Now then, am I really the only one to see a vulnerability in this approach?

[AtW]

Now then, am I really the only one to see a vulnerability in this approach?

Mushrooms can absorb a lot of nitroglycerin?

I hope all wet sponges get confiscated also!

[ctdctd]

Extra airport security is protecting me - I avoid flying now.

I find the whole process intolerable - herded about from place to place with large delays mainly designed to justify the security drones existence. Oh, or to allow the traveling drones to spend money on tat or stuff their faces with junk.

Eurotunnel 1 - 0 Long-haul flights!

[Mich the Tester]

Mushrooms can absorb a lot of nitroglycerin?

I hope all wet sponges get confiscated also!

Indeed. They could also be made of semtex.

[SueEllen]

Wrong.

You'd get stopped because you are clearly hiding something - not looking straight in the camera and that smile implies you know something others don't...

The trick is to mirror the expressions of the rude and/or brainless security staff. They will think you are one of them and ignore you.

[ctdctd]

The trick is to mirror the expressions of the rude and/or brainless security staff. They will think you are one of them and ignore you.

Or just wear a hi-viz jacket - they will treat it as an all access pass!

[Mich the Tester]

The trick is to mirror the expressions of the rude and/or brainless security staff. They will think you are a gorilla and shoot at you. And miss.

ftfy

[AtW]

The trick is to mirror the expressions of the rude and/or brainless security staff. They will think you are one of them and ignore you.

Same as with the mods on CUK then ...

[ctdctd]

Same as with the mods on CUK then ...

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