The Myth of Sisyphus

[AlfredJPruffock]

In that respect we all share a common element, Water.

Evaporating and Condensing ....

And didnt they call the Tao the Water Way ?


We're all water from different rivers
That's why it's so easy to meet
We're all water in this vast, vast ocean
Someday we'll evaporate together


There may not be much difference
Between Threaded and AJ Pruffock
If we hear them laughing


There may not be much difference
Between Saddam Hussein and GW Bush
If we hear them singing


There may not be much difference
Between Marilyn Monroe and Lenny Bruce
If we check their coffins


We're all water from different rivers
That's why it's so easy to meet

We're all water in this vast, vast ocean
Someday we'll evaporate together


There may not be much difference
Between the Devil and The Queen of England
If we bottle their tears


There may not be much difference
Between The Mullahs and the Pope
If we check their smiles



We're all water from different rivers
That's why it's so easy to meet
We're all water in this vast, vast ocean
Someday we'll evaporate together

What's the difference?

[DimPrawn]

Sisiphus is no laughing matter. A mate of mine had that once and the pain when urinating was terrible.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Sisiphus is no laughing matter. A mate of mine had that once and the pain when urinating was terrible.

Nasty business that.

Still as Mr Major reflected, If its not hurting...Its not working.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Good old CUK the only board in which a profound Philosophical conundrum rapidly descends into a discussion about Veneral Disease.


Who(m) does one turn to ?

Ah well , time for a sing song ...1 ... 2... a 123 ....


Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU [Non-Specific Urethritis]
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your *dobies itch my *scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
I'm dying from your love, my love,
I'm your spirochetal clown
I've left my body to science,
But I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.