Escorted off the premises

[palatino winotype]

I always thought that kecks was spelt with a K.

Yes it is.

Urban Dictionary: kecks

In Scotland and the North of England, Kecks means a guy's underpants.

Cacks round here

[DodgyAgent]

before heading over to thumb through any new publications that have appeared on the shelves of WH Smiths over the course of the day.

Were you able to reach ?

[BA to the Stars]

5.3. someone who mispelt "making"

BA to the Stars is a Maing.

I've been called some things in my time