Originally posted by zeitghost
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Fortunate for him that he wasn't also carrying a repaired chair legHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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You are aOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWSS
A blind person wouldn't really have the visual clue and so would just assume it was shouting. Of course Old Hack will dispute this. Old Hack is placed in a blindfold and shouted at would be able to tell the distance, direction and even the hair colour of the shouter. I have been led to believe this is because of years of Kung Fu and Cricket training to a semi professional level. He's the David Carradine of the blindfolded world and possibly the bedroom cupboard, orange in mouth world as well.
aren't you. Did you not see the italics around the apparently? Do you understand what I could have meant by this.
Where the fook did that fat riddled brain get king fu? Cricket I have played semi professionally, what's the fookin big deal fat boy? Do you know what that actually means? There are others on this board who have played senior level sport. Go wag those fat fookin fingers at them.
God you drain me of hope for this feckin race sometimes MF
No wonder so many people chipped in to get you to fook off for a whileComment
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Imagine if the old guys vision had been restored after the tasering. Truly a story worthy of NickFitz monday links from the future.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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I think you're confusing tasering with lasering.Originally posted by doomage View PostImagine if the old guys vision had been restored after the tasering. Truly a story worthy of NickFitz monday links from the future.Comment
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I think the police confused tasering with phasering. Luckily they set to stun rather than kill.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI think you're confusing tasering with lasering.Comment
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