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    #11
    Never mind moo

    since it's his own hot dog van, can direction and control apply?

    Yes, most definitely.

    Gordon.
    Why not?

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      #12




      The Zen master said , Cheeseburger please , mind give me plenty of relish with that.

      And Then the Burger man said ... Certainly Sir.

      Now then Sir, please show me now your mind that wanted the relish !


      And when the Zen master heard this he was really hungry and fully enlightened.

      Commnetary

      When we examine the mind which desires, we find there is no such mind to be found, when the hallucination of the ego boundary and desires cease then enlightenment follows naturally.

      Notes

      In the Koan of the Zen Master and the Burger Man , it is the secular which enlightens the Spiritual (ie the Burger Man enlightens the Zen Master) for distinctions between enlightenment and illusion only exist in the the world of sense Duality, in Zen there are no such distinctions.

      Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 19 June 2006, 08:58.

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        #13
        Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails or sell hotdogs!

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          #14
          Originally posted by bennyboy
          Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails or sell hotdogs!
          But they generally do.

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #15



            One,two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock,
            Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock,
            Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock,
            We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.

            Put your glad rags on and join me, hon,
            We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
            We're gonna rock around the clock tonight,
            We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight.
            We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight.


            When the clock strikes two, three and four,
            If the band slows down we'll yell for more,
            We're gonna rock around the clock tonight,
            We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight.
            We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight.


            When the chimes ring five, six and seven,
            We'll be right in seventh heaven.
            We're gonna rock around the clock tonight,
            We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight.
            We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight.


            When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too,
            I'll be goin' strong and so will you.
            We're gonna rock around the clock tonight,
            We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight.
            We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight.


            When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then,
            Start a rockin' round the clock again.
            We're gonna rock around the clock tonight,
            We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight.
            We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight.

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