Funeral Food

[doomage]

Having just been to a funeral for an elderly relative, you have to look at the audience and the age. We had the traditional buffet, with the traditional sherry trifle, as that is exactly what the majority of the audience liked...

Me - I would want a bar serving a good selection of Real Ale & a hog roast

Long-pork on a spit?

[Platypus]

Whatever you end up organising I hope it gives you fatal food poisoning.

Booooo! I like gricer!

[stek]

Don't forget to have 'Coffin Fodder' by 'Cradle of Filth' on the PA, it's really quite beautiful....

Richmond

[gricerboy]

Have it at the local gastropub and ask them to sort it all out.

Oh, would that it were that easy!

I'm going to have to keep it a private function owing to the potentially anti-social behaviour of some of the attendees.

I have one uncle with wandering hands, especially when it comes to pretty young waitresses and another whose party piece is to stand on a table and say "the Bishop of Bath and Wells" in a belch.

[DodgyAgent]

Oh, would that it were that easy!

I'm going to have to keep it a private function owing to the potentially anti-social behaviour of some of the attendees.

I have one uncle with wandering hands, especially when it comes to pretty young waitresses and another whose party piece is to stand on a table and say "the Bishop of Bath and Wells" in a belch.

will it be televised?

[stek]

Oh, would that it were that easy!

I'm going to have to keep it a private function owing to the potentially anti-social behaviour of some of the attendees.

I have one uncle with wandering hands, especially when it comes to Trainspotters and another whose party piece is to stand on a table and say "the Bishop of Bath and Wells" in a belch.

It's 'The Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells...' int it?

FTFY twice...

[fullyautomatix]

Booooo! I like gricer!

I like him too! But i like him more when he is dead.

[gricerboy]

Don't forget to have 'Coffin Fodder' by 'Cradle of Filth' on the PA, it's really quite beautiful....

Richmond

I certainly shan't be inviting them - they'd probably end up urinating in the aisle.

[realityhack]

Bake the ashes into a Death By Chocolate cake.

[FiveTimes]

HTH

I wouldn't want jizz covered bisucits at any funereal.