Do you want me in your team?

[Old Hack]

You wrap your idiocy around yourself like a comfort blanket. Quite touching really.
Getting ridiculed and rejected by your father and brothers must have really damaged you eh?

After all, it is hardly your fault that, unlike them, you were not considered tough and/or bright enough for a military career.
Someone had to stay home and water the plants and help mummy.

The oxymoron from the moron. Fantastic stuff!

Couldn't make this stuff up.

Needy fat scottish chunt

[shaunbhoy]

No need to make this stuff up.

Nerve....touched.....too easy.
You really need to stop turning up at these jousts armed only with the intellectual equivalent of a rolled-up copy of the Woman's Weekly.

[Old Hack]

Nerve....touched.....too easy.
You really need to stop turning up at these jousts armed only with the intellectual equivalent of a rolled-up copy of the Woman's Weekly.

You think this is a joust? Seriously? A bloke who links the terms 'miltary career' and 'intelligence', a chap who cautions about being needy, whilst posting on a needy thread. A man so drawn to irony, he lambasts his own actions.

No my poor lad, if you think this is a joust, you're as touched as most on here think you are.

The worst thing about you fat boy, is I actually think you believe your own press; you're as intellectually capable as a wet paper bag, or the feathers that seem to reside inside that skull of yours.

Nerve touched, jesus, you couldn't make it up. You'd need a stab with a spear to touch one of your nerves fat boy

[shaunbhoy]

You take being a sad twunt to a new dimension.

[Old Hack]

You take being a sad twunt to a new dimension.

...and yet still I can't find the universe you inhabit.

As young lads, we used to love nothing better than to go over to the army camps and the local nightclubs, as they were full of squaddies wives desperate for a good seeing to, as their drunk, stupid and dull husbands were away on exercise. Twice a week, never a failure. I am hoping that if you have kids, this is where they came from fat boy as we really don't want your genes in the pool.

44 fecking pounds, and you've only just got out of the obese bracket. Fook me, you must really be some big ass unit Shaunyboy.

[shaunbhoy]

As young lads, we used to love nothing better than to go over to the army camps and the local nightclubs, as they were full of squaddies wives desperate for a good seeing to, as their drunk, stupid and dull husbands were away on exercise

Didn't you say your father was in the Army?

That might explain a lot. Game girl your mum was she?

[Old Hack]

Didn't you say your father was in the Army?

That might explain a lot. Game girl your mum was she?

You said my father was in the army. It's funnier as you keep harrying on about it

So I am guessing your wife was one for bandying it about when you were away. Win win I guess, as you always did prefer the boys.

[Old Hack]

I can see why you're angry:

44 lbs and still obese, middle aged jock who likes a pint and a wife who you knew was bandying it about when you were on exercise.

I might be angry with all that on me.

It makes sense fat boy

Kisses anyway, I am off for the night.

[aussielong]

T ownsville to Magnetic Island
H arbord to Palm Beach
I llawarra to The 'Gong
C anberra through Fishwick
K akkadoo from Darwin
F remantle to Subiaco
U lladulla to Jervis bay
C ronulla through Bundina
K atherine from Carpentaria
S outh Yarra from Fitzroy!

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

HTH

yawn.

are you still here ?