Which dev skills have the longest shelf-life?

[EternalOptimist]

15 years coffee and staring at birds t!ts here,
still pays well


but the hours are horrible

[darrenb]

15 years coffee and staring at birds t!ts here

So in summary, become a wildlife photographer. It never goes out of fashion and you can travel all over the UK.

[Cliphead]

So in summary, become a wildlife photographer. It never goes out of fashion and you can travel all over the UK.

Don't be daft. Every gig is an opportunity for a shag.

[nomadd]

I've been trying to think of which skills are likely to have the longest shelf-life, from a point of view of earning a living.

Zilog Z80.

And MOS Technology 6502.

Cut me teeth on 'em when I wer a lad, and still bringin' 'ome 't bacon.

[Cliphead]

Zilog Z80.

And MOS Technology 6502.

Cut me teeth on 'em when I wer a lad, and still bringin' 'ome 't bacon.

You wear sandles with socks and don't own a razor. I claim my root credentials.

Oh wait...

[nomadd]

I claim my root credentials.

How can you have 'root cred'? You just said you were bald in the other thread.

Your not having you arse hair transplanted to you cranium, are you, like Rooney?

[Cliphead]

How can you have 'root cred'? You just said you were bald in the other thread.

Your not having you arse hair transplanted to you cranium, are you, like Rooney?

I would be but I don't have arse hair and...

I'm bald cos I like to be with leccie razor in hand;

and...

It's low maintenance.

That's my story anyways.

[nomadd]

I'm bald cos I like to be with leccie razor in hand

Speaking of which, my leccie razor is just rubbish these days. Needs replacing, but it's so far away until Christmas. Could replace it myself, of course, but then my family would buy me a load of c-r-a-p that I don't want for Christmas. When I write my letter to Santa this year, I'm going to let the bastard know just how much I've suffered.

[Cliphead]

Speaking of which, my leccie razor is just rubbish these days. Needs replacing, but it's so far away until Christmas. Could replace it myself, of course, but then my family would buy me a load of c-r-a-p that I don't want for Christmas. When I write my letter to Santa this year, I'm going to let the bastard know just how much I've suffered.

I'm gonna give in and have the local hairdresser rub her tits against the back of my neck whenever I request a number two haircut. She doens't need to do that and I'm not sure if I should be paying extra but I get charged the OAP rate, mibbe she likes me.

[ChrisPackit]

Don't be daft. Every gig is an opportunity for a shag.

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