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    #21
    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    Shut it, you. Or I'll get EO2 to have a word with you.
    raarr
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      #22
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      raarr
      Was that a mouse squeak?

      Did you mean RRRRROOOOAAAAARRRRRRR

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        #23
        happy birthday to you
        happy birthday to you
        you were born with the lions
        and you roar like one too



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          #24
          These jokes about the Essex Lion are inappropriate. Lions are dangerous. At least no one's hurt, that's the mane thing..

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            #25
            Q. Why don't lion's like fast food?

            A. Because they can't catch it.







            ....and, em, that's why they don't like it you see. Because it's too fast, etc.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Gentile View Post
              Q. Why don't lion's like fast food?

              A. Because they can't catch it.







              ....and, em, that's why they don't like it you see. Because it's too fast, etc.

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              Listen darlin

              I tell the bad jokes around here





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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


                Listen darlin

                I tell the bad jokes around here
                I tell the bad jokes when I've been drinking.

                Some people get violent when they're tipsy, others emotional. I tell crap jokes.

                Speaking of which,

                Q. Why did the lion lose at poker?

                A. He was playing with cheetahs.


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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Gentile View Post
                  I tell the bad jokes when I've been drinking.

                  Some people get violent when they're tipsy, others emotional. I tell crap jokes.

                  Speaking of which,

                  Q. Why did the lion lose at poker?

                  A. He was playing with cheetahs.


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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Do you really want to see if I run out of lion jokes before you run out of '' smileys?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Gentile View Post
                      Do you really want to see if I run out of lion jokes before you run out of '' smileys?
                      ok. a joke contest.

                      you will be sorry.

                      This lion gets his dinner nicked by a tiger. He's whinging by the water hole and this big hyena says, 'I hate that tiger. why dont we jump him together ? we'll kill him'

                      so they lay an ambush.

                      The hyena jumps out, and the tiger batters him. eats one of his legs and ears. The lion does nothing and sneaks away half way through the fight.

                      next day, the lion turns up at the waterhole, and walks over to the half eaten hyena

                      'Oh, here he comes. King of the fckng jungle my @rse. where were YOU yesterday?'

                      'well, you were laughing so much, I thought you were winning'



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