how can a senior experience IT pro get into IB

[Mich the Tester]

I worked in IB for a short while.

This thread demonstrates why I left and why I don't miss it.

[SupremeSpod]

I worked in IB for a short while.

This thread demonstrates why I left and why I don't miss it.

How many traders did you chin?

[MarillionFan]

If you tried that you'd probably get your head kicked in. Most (equities) traders are more than capable of handling an IT nerd like yourself.

Did you see it when it kicked off in the City in May 2003? The "anarchists" got a right pasting from some traders.

I was on a trading floor during the riot(year escapes me) an yes after photocopying £50 notes and chucking them out a group of crusties burst into the lobby to whit half a dozen traders went down and laid into them. But then again, a group of IT nerds could have done it

[Mich the Tester]

How many traders did you chin?

None, happily; if I have to get a criminal record I'll find someone more worthwhile to smack than that lot.

[aussielong]

I see you avoided the question.

Is your cock long enough to reach your arse ?

Its a bit off topic. But if it could reach, then I would be able to "go and f**k myself" I presume.

[Mich the Tester]

I was on a trading floor during the riot(year escapes me) an yes after photocopying £50 notes and chucking them out a group of crusties burst into the lobby to whit half a dozen traders went down and laid into them. But then again, a group of IT nerds could have done it

I think I'd join in with the crusties given what I know now.

[aussielong]

"Patois" you illiterate, illegitimate ******* convict!

I particularly enjoyed the way you humbly accepted my comment and only picked me up on spelling.

[aussielong]

I worked in IB for a short while.

This thread demonstrates why I left and why I don't miss it.

It's just a bit of banter while i'm waiting for the timesheet system to come back online.

[SupremeSpod]

I particularly enjoyed the way you humbly accepted my comment and only picked me up on spelling.

I couldn't give a **** about your spelling, I was highlighting your lack of credibility.

hth.

[aussielong]

I couldn't give a **** about your spelling, I was highlighting your lack of credibility.

hth.

You are a mental midget. You use expletives in more or less every sentence you type.

Are you really angry about your micro penis?