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That made me laugh.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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TonyEnglishOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostBTW who was the animal killer? I never caught his usernameComment
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Yes that's true. It was interesting hearing your life story and how you used to be Alice. I wouldn't have believed it if you hadn't told me. The doctor was a genius to make you look so realistically bloke-ugly.Originally posted by ZARDOZ View PostOnce you got past the crossed eyes and lack of teeth there were some nice people. Who would have thought Churchill/Supremesod was such a nice man. We spent some of the evening discussing a nightclass he was doing on 20th century feminism. Turns out the sexist/ mean spirited/ bitchy/testosterone driven persona on CUK is an ironic statement. In reality he's a softly spoken well read man with a civil partner called Kenneth.Hard Brexit now!
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Me - just tucking into a Zebra burger with canary chipsOriginally posted by norrahe View PostTonyEnglishRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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You are like the Peter Sutcliffe of Farthing WoodOriginally posted by BoredBloke View PostMe - just tucking into a Zebra burger with canary chipsOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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FTFYOriginally posted by norrahe View PostBoredBlokeNever has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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I had Zebra burger the other night along with Llama, Camel and another that I can't remember....although it could have been anything really!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I'm glad we got over the initial awkwardness, I must say though, you do handle rejection very well.Originally posted by ZARDOZ View PostOnce you got past the crossed eyes and lack of teeth there were some nice people. Who would have thought Churchill/Supremesod was such a nice man. We spent some of the evening discussing a nightclass he was doing on 20th century feminism. Turns out the sexist/ mean spirited/ bitchy/testosterone driven persona on CUK is an ironic statement. In reality he's a softly spoken well read man with a civil partner called Kenneth.
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Thanks and hello
Thanks to norrahe for organising and to everyone there for being quite pleasant really (this is from a lurker and frightened newbie).Comment
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Well done on your first post, good to meet you.Originally posted by TipToeThroughTheTulip View PostThanks to norrahe for organising and to everyone there for being quite pleasant really (this is from a lurker and frightened newbie).
GL with the job hunt.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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