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Requirments Vs Bob

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    #11
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    It could be seen from the other side:

    Business Analyst: We need an animal and we need it live by tomorrow
    Developer: OK


    Next day...

    BA: Can you make it brown and vegetarian, the client is complaining, need it ASAP please
    Dev: OK


    Day after...

    BA: It needs to be a bit bigger and it would be really good if it could tulip fertilizer, you don’t mind working late to get this done do you just the client is really kicking off about this
    Dev: Fine, whatever


    The next morning...

    BA: It needs a trunk and big ears, it was supposed to be in the original spec sorry
    Dev: Oh FFS
    FTFY

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      #12
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      FTFY
      Thanks, I knew it was missing that certain je ne sais quoi
      Coffee's for closers

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        Thanks, I knew it was missing that certain je ne sais quoi
        Was the trunk on that 'elephant' the type of front end you envisaged the other week, Spaceman?

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