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Where's Chico when you need him ?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Chico
    Tip for would be designers create the megatheme in sequential order and then follow with the detail in sequential order as well

    Note the first three days were for the "Form" and the next three were for the "Filling"

    hence

    Day 1 - Light Day 4 - Sun, moon and stars
    Day 2 - Sea & Sky Day 5 - Sea creatures and birds
    Day 3 - Land & Vegetation Day 6 - Land based creatures and humans.

    Chico in "I did a talk on Genesis this week" mode.
    Day 7 - Quick wank in the shower and a barbie in the back garden.

    Hypothetical question: When did God create the universe to contain his creations?
    Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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      #12
      Does God walk suffer from existential concerns: "Who made ME?". "Why am I here?" And if she knows everything, 'life' must be mind numbingly tedious. "Oh Jesus feck, I know what will happen tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I want some excitement, something unexpected, arrrggghhhh". Fancy watching a film and knowing the ending, or reading threaded's posts and knowing that he is really a squeaky voiced monoglot 20 stone dwarf with a serious pie habit and erectile dysfunction.

      Course, we'll just get the usual explains nothing religious fundamentalist bollox: "God knows all", "God is everything". At least with Hinduism there are so many Gods, and they are so ridiculous that most people realise the religious priests are just having a good laff. Budhism is out as saffron robes don't go with my skin colour. Pity cos I like Chinese food.

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        #13
        A little something for the back of Chico's car...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Tex
          A little something for the back of Chico's car...

          I need one of then.
          Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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