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Brian? Big as a planet? Goodness me, how big's his willy?Originally posted by cojak View PostWith a brian the size of a planet he does a very good job of hiding it.
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isOriginally posted by Gentile View PostNup.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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If you say no one more time I am going to have to kill youOriginally posted by Gentile View Post
At last I have found someone on CUK that I can have a grown up debate with
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIt is the easiest thing in the world to be negative about anyone or anything.
You can be as negative about Boris as you like but he won a mayoral election when labour were way ahead of the Tories in terms of popularity.Well, with that kind of threat hanging over me it's going to be way too difficult to carry on being negative.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIf you say no one more time I am going to have to kill you
At last I have found someone on CUK that I can have a grown up debate with

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At what point in the meeting did they pull you off your bicycle.Originally posted by insur View PostDecided that was not the attitude to take into a meeting, so went with an adopted Boris Johnson approach.Der going over der to get der der's.Comment
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I laughed at this original post when the poor contractor at Dullsville contract on a Dullsville project decided to snap out of it and take on the bumbling, positive persona of Boris Johnson at a boring, dull end client site I.T. project meeting.
I may try that at the next Dullsville dead eyed I.T. project meeting, it may get me somewhere.Comment
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