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What does a dead body smell like?!

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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Did voluntary work once and we went to clear out a flat 3 weeks where a corpse had for quite a while. The council had been in to clear up but the smell was so still horrible we decided not to continue.
    I know a chap who works for the council and occasionally has to go in to do a cleanup. Even wearing a mask the smell always makes him puke.

    I once found a dead and half chewed rat in the back garden and carried it through the house on a shovel to put it in the bin. I really I wished I had carried round the side of the house instead 'cos it stank the house out in that short trip.
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      #12
      You want to know what a decaying corpse smells like go out in the country lanes on a hot summer's day and keep sniffing. A few dead badgers or what have you will let you know soon enough.
      Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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        #13
        reminds me of a joke -

        2 men and a woman get shipwrecked on a desert island.

        After 4 weeks the woman disgusted with what she was doing killed herself

        4 weeks later the blokes digusted with what they were doing buried her

        4 weeks after that the blokes disgusted with what they were doing dug her up again


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