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    #11
    Originally posted by threaded
    For those not too conversant with DIY, an Awl is a protective device to reduce the chance of hitting your thumb and index finger with a hammer.
    Ah, I see. And there was me thinking it was a feathered device used for consuming mice and shrews at night !

    Every days a school day !

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      #12
      Originally posted by threaded
      For those not too conversant with DIY, an Awl is a protective device to reduce the chance of hitting your thumb and index finger with a hammer.
      Hmm, that must be a Russian awl. English awls are no such thing.

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        #13
        Originally posted by threaded
        For those not too conversant with DIY, an Awl is a protective device to reduce the chance of hitting your thumb and index finger with a hammer.
        No its not. An Awl is a pointy thing for making holes.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #14
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          No its not. An Awl is a pointy thing for making holes.
          That is what I was driving at too. Still, they must do things differently in Copenhagen.

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            #15
            I wouldn't have a clue what an Awl is. l get the staff to do my DIY

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              #16
              if something needs fixing in the house I just buy a new house
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                #17
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                No its not. An Awl is a pointy thing for making holes.
                Oh, gosh, some of you guys are so hopeless... Why would one want to make a hole, to start the screw, if not to prevent hitting your thumb and index finger with a hammer?

                Small wonder Black&Decker make so much money with all them fancy drills in the shops.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #18
                  an Awl is a protective device to reduce the chance of hitting your thumb and index finger with a hammer in the same way that a saw is designed to protect yer teeth. Nibbling planks in half can eventaully cause gum problems.

                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by threaded
                    Oh, gosh, some of you guys are so hopeless... Why would one want to make a hole, to start the screw, if not to prevent hitting your thumb and index finger with a hammer?

                    Small wonder Black&Decker make so much money with all them fancy drills in the shops.
                    Why would you want to hammer in a screw anyway?

                    Right tool for the job and all that.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by threaded
                      Oh, gosh, some of you guys are so hopeless... .
                      Have you noticed how all the village idiots: Chico, Milan, Threaded, Mailman think they, and only they, are privy to special knowledge? That could be the primary definition of a fool.

                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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