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Olympics opening ceremony: poor España
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That will be 3 more UK citizens after the Games thenHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
They have ensured that:Originally posted by Troll View PostThat will be 3 more UK citizens after the Games then
1. None of the competitors can marry while they are in the country.
2. None of the competitors can claim asylum.
So if you are looking for a fit young man/woman then immigration will say no.
Edit: I think it was the Sudanese or Somalian teams they were scared of staying."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That's AtW's plan buggered then.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThey have ensured that:
1. None of the competitors can marry while they are in the country.
2. None of the competitors can claim asylum.
So if you are looking for a fit young man/woman then immigration will say no.Comment
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I used to stay up at 11 to watch the Outer Limits which was always a midnight finish - then it was up at the crack of dawn down pit for a twelve hour shiftOriginally posted by ctdctd View Post12 or 13 - far too late to be up anyway.
When I were a lad ....................How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I've had to tie my 3 year old in his room. Unreal stamina.Originally posted by alluvial View PostHe's okay. I've given him a tinny and a packet of woodbines to keep him quiet.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I was watching the teams parade and thinking which nation had the most bonkable wimmin.... so much choiceOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostThey have ensured that:
1. None of the competitors can marry while they are in the country.
2. None of the competitors can claim asylum.
So if you are looking for a fit young man/woman then immigration will say no.
Edit: I think it was the Sudanese or Somalian teams they were scared of staying.
Given our track record (sic) I'd love to know how they will enforce:
1. None of the competitors can marry while they are in the country.
2. None of the competitors can claim asylum.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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What letter we up to? (I've stopped watching)Originally posted by k2p2 View PostThis is boring now.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostI was watching the teams parade and thinking which nation had the most bonkable wimmin.... so much choice
Given our track record (sic) I'd love to know how they will enforce:
1. None of the competitors can marry while they are in the country.
2. None of the competitors can claim asylum.
Here comes Somalia."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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South AfricaOriginally posted by Troll View PostWhat letter we up to? (I've stopped watching)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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