A Trio of West Country Pubs Part 3

[Doggy Styles]

My fav :-
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to sh1t and stink
But I come here to scratch my b4lls
And read the writing on the walls.

Excellent!

Quite recently someone had written in my local pub (not a place where you are invited to write on the walls, by the way) "Procrastinate Now!" which made me titter.