hahahaha

[EternalOptimist]

14 years in jail dude and not even for a crime that would scare off inmates, just imagine conversation with Bubba:

Bubba - yo dude, what you in for?
You - hiding 2.5 mln USD from my exwife
Bubba - ok then, hand me over that soap will ya?

IMV(Imaginations may vary)


Bubba 'You an me. We are gonna have sex'
14 m$ man 'whaaaattt'
Bubba 'So. do you wanna be a daddy. or would you prefer to be a mommy ?'
14 m$ man 'oh. er... OK , i will be a daddy tonight'
Bubba 'Good. now come and s*ck mommys c*ck'

[BrilloPad]

being a singly masturbating guru, you have no idea how bitter some of these breakups can be.

when I divorced my first wife, she got everything and I would have happily removed my testicles with a rusty knife in order to have prevented it.
no wait...my memory.....
thats right, she got everything, and she also wanted my bollocks off with a rusty knife. biatch

hmmm - sounds unusual to me

Maybe you could setup an organization to protest about these things? You could dress up as batman and climb Buckingham Palace or something.