Has anyone worked at one of the big consultancies (Accenture, IBM etc)

[TestMangler]

I don't have a wallet, I have a purse. And in any case I think you mean prophylactic, don't you old chap?

I'm an uneducated Jock. I thought 'Johnny' was the correct name.

On that subject, did you know that Johnny Cash was the only man in the world to have had two machines named after him ??

[MarillionFan]

I'm an uneducated Cock. I thought 'Johnny' was the correct name.

On that subject, did you know that Johnny Cash was the only man in the world to have had two machines named after him ??

ftfy

[Gentile]

I'm an uneducated Jock. I thought 'Johnny' was the correct name.

On that subject, did you know that Johnny Cash was the only man in the world to have had two machines named after him ??

Me also.

[TestMangler]

ftfy

Hilarious !!!! Oh....I've missed you !!!!

Oh, hang on........no i haven't

[TestMangler]

Me also.

It's not a f###in' dating site luv. You don't stand a chance with me, so don't waste your time

[MarillionFan]

It's not a f###in' dating site luv. You don't stand a chance with me, so don't waste your time

WHS. TestMangler only goes for blokes pretending to be women on internet forums.

Oh hang on....!

[Gentile]

It's not a f###in' dating site luv. You don't stand a chance with me, so don't waste your time

Don't worry, your 22-year-old vintage johnny collection is quite safe. I said I was a Jock, I didn't say I don't have standards.

[TestMangler]

Don't worry, your 22-year-old vintage johnny collection is quite safe. I said I was a Jock, I didn't say I don't have standards.

You prefer the johnny to be slightly newer ? Jings.....you are a bit posh......

[AtW]

No, what you mean is that Accenture are charging their client a grand a day for a 'senior consultant' who's been out of Uni for two years. The graduate is actually getting about £28K per annum.

WHS

[AtW]

Had the Accenturists in on a gig a couple of years back. At a project initiation meeting, this guy of about 22 comes up to me and says "I'm **** ** *****, Senior Project Consultant". I said, "You're not senior anything mate, I've got johnnys in my wallet older than you". Him and his little cronies (mostly hooray henries with double barrelled names) were costing the project about a grand a day each to create power point presentations. C###ts.