Hands up if you're in a plush spa complex, in glorious sunshine in California.

[AtW]

I'm sure it is.

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!!

[Old Greg]

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!!

Up what?

[swamp]

I'm in London and half the north Atlantic Ocean is being tipped from the sky right now.

Also working out how to get to new contract tomorrow without using the M4, which is currently closed until Wednesday.

Happy days.

[darmstadt]

Me, guess which one I am:

[norrahe]

Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving.

You are suity and I claim my chicken fried steak

[doodab]

Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving.

Whats that? How unrestricted internet access reduces productivity and costs the company millions?

[BrilloPad]

Me, guess which one I am:

Not Austria then. No towels allowed. I am going to one end of October.

And I am going to try not to fart.

[Old Hack]

Not Austria then. No towels allowed. I am going to one end of October.

And I am going to try not to fart.

Or Aachen...

[mudskipper]

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!!

What happens if I tickle you?

[original PM]

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage

Lol my brother has been working in the US -- on the office door there is a sign saying Firearms not allowed...

like wtf??