New parents have less sex and more rows

[SupremeSpod]

Will he fit?

Grease him up and he should do.

[Support Monkey]

This does beg the question, how much sex is less sex

[sasguru]

How rude.

But accurate

[AtW]

How rude.

Well if you don't like it then you can f**k off back to England.

Churchill.

[Old Hack]

I'd let you into the secret on how to stop that but I genuinely dislike you so, up yours!

I am genuinely happy I get up your nose mate. giving two tulips what someone on the internet thinks. You've just summed up, in one sentence, why you are such a cockknobber.

That, genuinely, is the saddest thing, of all the sad tulip, you post. I am genuinely highly amused.

Sad, pathetic permie

[SupremeSpod]

Well if you don't like it then you can f**k off back to England.

Churchill.

Good one but it kind of loses any real bite it may have had by the fact that I'm already in England.

[Old Hack]

Grease him up and he should do.

That should be reported to the social services. Wrong on many levels. Yet you say you're not a left footer?

Your own son? No wonder Caith's getting some elsewhere

[SupremeSpod]

That should be reported to the social services. Wrong on many levels. Yet you say you're not a left footer?

It says more about your mind than mine, old boy.

[AtW]

Good one but it kind of loses any real bite it may have had by the fact that I'm already in England.

I did not want to hurt your feelings any further.

[Old Hack]

It says more about your mind than mine, old boy.

I'm not the one who is suggesting greasing up his son mate...