Don't salute like in the films and non-stop on Dave, it's frowned upon now.
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Germany - hints and tips
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostYes. Always use Frau irrespective of single/married status.Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostYes. Always use Frau irrespective of single/married status.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIndeed. And Wickser for the males regardless of statusComment
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Don't forget to record all inspections in your log book and to post photos on the Business forum, or Xog will be upset.Comment
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culture shock
Also, don't be surprised if some of the Frauleins approach you in the street and wish to flirt:
Youtube video:
"Hey, pretty shoes. Sex?"
"Yeah! I'd love to."
The Germans are a very direct people.Der going over der to get der der's.Comment
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Originally posted by darrenb View PostAlso, don't be surprised if some of the Frauleins approach you in the street and wish to flirt:
"Hey, pretty shoes. Sex?"
"Yeah! I'd love to."
The Germans are a very direct people.
Don't normally swing that way, but when in Frankfurt...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDon't forget to record all inspections in your log book and to post photos on the Business forum, or Xog will be upset.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI found such a log book in a bookshop in Sydney. It invited a sketch, as well as various ratings for texture, smell, ease of passage. I knew I should have bought it at the time.Comment
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