Germany - hints and tips

[TimberWolf]

Don't salute like in the films and non-stop on Dave, it's frowned upon now.

[TimberWolf]

If you like German sausage, be sure to visit a sauna.

[bless 'em all]

Yes. Always use Frau irrespective of single/married status.

'Zucker Titten' works well as a more informal approach.

[sasguru]

Yes. Always use Frau irrespective of single/married status.

Indeed. And Wickser for the males regardless of status

[mudskipper]

Indeed. And Wickser for the males regardless of status

Danke, Herr Wickser.

[Old Greg]

Don't forget to record all inspections in your log book and to post photos on the Business forum, or Xog will be upset.

[darrenb]

culture shock

Also, don't be surprised if some of the Frauleins approach you in the street and wish to flirt:

Youtube video:

"Hey, pretty shoes. Sex?"
"Yeah! I'd love to."

The Germans are a very direct people.

[mudskipper]

Also, don't be surprised if some of the Frauleins approach you in the street and wish to flirt:


"Hey, pretty shoes. Sex?"
"Yeah! I'd love to."

The Germans are a very direct people.

These are the Frauleins that we must call Frau?

Don't normally swing that way, but when in Frankfurt...

[mudskipper]

Don't forget to record all inspections in your log book and to post photos on the Business forum, or Xog will be upset.

I found such a log book in a bookshop in Sydney. It invited a sketch, as well as various ratings for texture, smell, ease of passage. I knew I should have bought it at the time.

[Old Greg]

I found such a log book in a bookshop in Sydney. It invited a sketch, as well as various ratings for texture, smell, ease of passage. I knew I should have bought it at the time.

Isn't that always the way?