Best uses for a dead cat?

[OwlHoot]

Reminds me of a friend who was disturbed by thumping on cat flap. The cat was trying to drag a pork chop through it.

He asked all the neighbours - but no-one was missing one.

Imagine you pork chop dinner just vanishing without trace!

Heard a scratching noise outside the door in my lodgings the other day, and on investigating found it was one of the cats trying to open the bathroom door to have a drink from the dripping tap. Sometimes it even tries to turn the tap with its paw! This is the cat that's obsessed with my car, often sleeping on the roof.

I'm sure if it could hold a spanner and talk, it could be trained up as a plumber or a car mechanic. (Actually based on most plumbers I've met, the talking would be optional and grunting would be quite adequate.)