Do you have a teddy bear?

[MarillionFan]

Who has a teddy with a foreskin?

Wilmslow

[alluvial]

The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.

My god, does this means there are blokes that go around sniffing 'used' teddy bears? Could there be a market for such a thing? Plan B perhaps? Think I'll buy a few, give them to the missus and see how they sell.

[pacharan]

TMI

[Old Greg]

TMI

NST

[pacharan]

Does any of your missuses wear teddies?

I bought a nice pink satin one for mine from Anne Summers a few weeks back.

Normally comes out after MOTD on a Saturday night to get me in the mood.

[alluvial]

Does any of your missuses wear teddies?

I bought a nice pink satin one for mine from Anne Summers a few weeks back.

Normally comes out after MOTD on a Saturday night to get me in the mood.

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

[Halo Jones]

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Try her on “the Story of O” it’s not as fluffy as 50 shades & could lead to interesting times

[pacharan]

Try her on “the Story of O” it’s not as fluffy as 50 shades & could lead to interesting times

Erotica by Anais Nin is quite steamy too.

[darmstadt]

Erotica by Anais Nin is quite steamy too.

'Fat Oily Slappers in Latex' gets the old lubricants working here....

[SimonMac]

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Have you actually read that, as its a bit tulip in reality and very tame compared to Mills and Boon