Everything in Australia wants to kill you

[Diver]

They have plenty of mosquitoes in Australia : Mosquitoes of Australia

I'm never going back

[Mich the Tester]

Apparently roo burgers are very tasty.

Yep, and kangaroo steaks are good on the barbecue. But Kangaroo Bourguignon; that really is a treat.

[EternalOptimist]

When I was in Alice Springs, I was standing in the street down the side of Beau Jangles pub, and this bloke drives at me on a push bike, so I squares up for a barney. He peddalled on by, and the bouncer came over and say 'youawrightmate?' 'That bogun got lashed out and he came back with a knife says he's gonna kill somebody'

Even the blooming cyclists in Oz are out to get you