Nearly tulip meself

[BrilloPad]

'nearly' means you're doing well. Once you can go a month without accidents you can try the big-boy pants.

Another problem with being over 40.

Never trust a fart.
Never pass a toilet.
Never waste an erection.

[MarillionFan]

Well aren't we all! Personally I find the fitter I get, the more energy I get. The less I feel the cold. The easier it is to exercise. And actually wanting sex is brilliant!

It would help if these trees would stop jumping out in front of me - over 3 weeks now and I am only just starting to recover.

I think you'll find that's how you got hypothermia last week.

[BrilloPad]

I think you'll find that's how you got hypothermia last week.

I had 2 weeks with almost no training. I was then drenched like a drowned rat in cold conditions and a strong wind. My big mistake was stopping - what a muppet.