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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    He lost a few pounds while searching for a mail order bride.

    HTH
    I sold him the old man for 20 roubles in the end. Everyone's a winner.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      They could do penis extentions the same way!

      I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

      Just kidding wim
      Hehe I'm flattered, I'd love a 6ft 1" penis. I could use it to open and close the OH's mouth like a puppet, once it moves her organs aside that is.

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