Disturbing statistics

[doodab]

Kewl. Just tried scanning a book bar code. Need to be on-line to get the title and need some kind of software to make a database, but the metadata provided the price.

If you're on android have a look for "book catalogue" in the marketplace. It does the lookups at google books or amazon etc + lets you export as CSV and email it.

[minestrone]

I deduce from this that you can read. It is also clear that if only so few of your books are by Clarkson, you have a broad reading range which indicates a sophisticated mind.
Sophisticated and educated.
You get Christmas presents, which tells me you are of Judeao/Christian culture, and you get many presents which indicates a family man who is popular. The fact that many presents are unopened shows that you are either lazy or busy, posting on a contractor forum means that you are both, lazy and busy.
Sophisticated, educated, popular family man, non muslim, lazy with a busy life.
Why would you be disturbed at having a clarkson book, considering that you are generally broad minded ? because you are a left winger and you like to wear your politics on your sleeve

So, we have a Sophisticated, educated, non muslim, popular family man, lazy with a busy life , who is a bit of a loud mouthed Trot

Check out the the Milanese man bag sophisticated man that is yourself, so sophisticated where you clearly had to google the word to use it in your verse and that is why you have a capital letter on Sophisticated.

You are ex army and dropped you kickers within 100 yards of Kilwilkie Road, the sound of a tile moving made you pish your downed pants. You were unemployed for years and somehow think the cheeky chappy scouser routine gets you some kind of friction and level of debate with people who are clearly above your station.

Harsh and fair.

[EternalOptimist]

Harsh and fair.

and accurate

[EternalOptimist]

If you're on android have a look for "book catalogue" in the marketplace. It does the lookups at google books or amazon etc + lets you export as CSV and email it.

your phone is going to put me out of a job. Whats the point in having 'ace database designer' on my CV if a mobile phone can do the same job, plus be used to make phone calls ?

[minestrone]

Actually and honestly I appogise for that, seen a personal critique which got me angry and replied with a personal critique. That was wrong.

[EternalOptimist]

Actually and honestly I appogise for that, seen a personal critique which got me angry and replied with a personal critique. That was wrong.

I was not having a personal go at doobie, who I like .

I was taking a sentance and analysing it to death, to come up with some disturbing statistics. I thought it might be amusing

clearly not. I will make my amends to doodab via the rep system

[doodab]

your phone is going to put me out of a job. Whats the point in having 'ace database designer' on my CV if a mobile phone can do the same job, plus be used to make phone calls ?

It makes phone calls?

[EternalOptimist]

It makes phone calls?

I reckon I am the only contractor in the world, who doesn't own a mobile phone
or a watch


beat that

[minestrone]

I do not have a watch, never have and never will. Cannot drive either.

I have a drum kit, and an xbox 360.

[OwlHoot]

I have a rather bulky pocket watch, which occasionally doubles as a mobile phone.