A warm welcome to our latest Pimp...

[TestMangler]

That's a bit aspirational for him. I thought he was more into overweight men around the age of 50.

And what is wrong with overweight men around the age of 50 exactly ?

I'm one already and you probably will be soon

[northernladyuk]

Sounds like you.

I can be whatever you want love.

[MarillionFan]

I can be whatever you want love.

On other sites, a 16 years old Justin Bieber look alike no doubt.

[MarillionFan]

Assistant hairdresser.

[northernladyuk]

On other sites, a 16 years old Justin Bieber look alike no doubt.

On your special site, yes.

[BrilloPad]

I can be whatever you want love.

Can you be a body double for Bagpuss's photo to go on his dating page?

[northernladyuk]

Can you be a body double for Bagpuss's photo to go on his dating page?

The old man broke my prophetic and it's not covered by guarantee because of excessive wear and tear. So he'll sub on this one. You'll need a zoom lens.

[amcdonald]

I'll be sure to abide by the rules, us recruitment agents are an honest bunch

So honestly, have you ever licked a chutney spoon and put it back ?

[SupremeSpod]

Can you be a body double for Bagpuss's photo to go on his dating page?

Any useless old fat c**t will do, MF is on the bench, give him a call!

[BrilloPad]

Ryan must be a top egg. He has one friend on here already.