How miserable are you?

[Diver]

I am not miserable - but all those round me are. I just cannot understand it.

[BrilloPad]

I took a flask of coffee to a meeting in London 2 weeks ago

Just found it in my bag

Note to Self - after two weeks sat in a briefcase up against a radiator, Flasks morph into IED's

Just redecorated the (White) kitchen in smelly speckled brown goop

Well at least your hand survived this time....

[OwlHoot]

Clearly the abscene of sas is upsetting us all.

Personally I am really really happy just now - in fact I have been for the last few weeks. You lot carry on being miserable - I don't give a stuff.

Does sas have an abcess? Poor thing, although looking on the bright side it'll cheer up a lot of people on here no end