Originally posted by Boolean
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That's the spirit. Welcome aboard.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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You're the newbie, therefore, "you da bitch"!Originally posted by NewBoyIf he can't take a bit of ribbing then how the hell is he gonna survive as a contractor???
And whilst I'm here...I'm pretty new to this board and am feeling a bit left out because no-one has had a pop at me yet...
So come on bitches...do your best!!
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You havent yet come up to the standard of those who get derided on here. When you manage to prove what a total arse you are then maybe someone will take notice untill then you will remain worthless and insignificant.Originally posted by NewBoyIf he can't take a bit of ribbing then how the hell is he gonna survive as a contractor???
And whilst I'm here...I'm pretty new to this board and am feeling a bit left out because no-one has had a pop at me yet...
So come on bitches...do your best!!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Or you may remain worthless and insignificant like myselfOriginally posted by The Lone GunmanYou havent yet come up to the standard of those who get derided on here. When you manage to prove what a total arse you are then maybe someone will take notice untill then you will remain worthless and insignificant.
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Oi, Boolean, just so you don't feel left out and go off crying to your mummy like a great big nonce...
I'm Spartacus.Comment
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For the universe began without words,
And then we gave names to all things.
In the world of non-being, we embrace its mysteries,
And in the world of being, we interact with it.
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And are separated only by name.
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threaded, have you been eating Pruffock Pies?Originally posted by threadedThe Flow of the universe is not one you can explain,
And its true name is not one you can speak.
For the universe began without words,
And then we gave names to all things.
In the world of non-being, we embrace its mysteries,
And in the world of being, we interact with it.
These two flow into one another
And are separated only by name.
Together they form a mystery.
Enigma in enigma —
Gateway to all wonders.Comment
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