Decisions, decisions...

[mudskipper]

Any deodorant is better than none

Thank you. My thoughts exactly. I did put on a squirt of Chanel #5 as well, so quite an 'interesting' combo.

[gingerjedi]

I never wear smellies though.

I wouldn't want to be sat next to you on the plane home after you've spent a week sleeping in a bin liner on a beach.

[norrahe]

Thank you. My thoughts exactly. I did put on a squirt of Chanel #5 as well, so quite an 'interesting' combo.

Taking "metrosexual" to its limits

[EternalOptimist]

The cleaner at my last gig came straight into work without showering, seeing as she was going to get hot and sweaty in any event. It was quite erotic actually in a smelly kind of way
She would lean over my desk polishing the surface with a moist damp cloth and with her breasts thrusting against the thin fabric of her blouse, showing the outline of her hard perky nipples. Her lips parted sensuously and light beads of perspiration formed on her brow and cheeks as she stooped provocatively before my monitor. Her short cleaners skirt rode up her silky white thighs revealing stocking tops and black suspenders, as she bent over my desk thrusting her buttocks back in an open invitation

then I woke up. it had all been a dream

[TimberWolf]

I wouldn't want to be sat next to you on the plane home after you've spent a week sleeping in a bin liner on a beach.

Maybe not, but not because of BO. My feet can smell, but that's it, and they can usually only be smelt when shoes are first taken off.

I've never smelt BO anywhere else IIRC. Just checked armpits: nope, nothing, never had smelly armpits. I have a swimmer's back though, my arms don't press to the sides leaving a warm cosy sweaty environment, without using force. Don't have rolls of fat eiother. Not much opportunity for BO.

[norrahe]

The cleaner at my last gig came straight into work without showering, seeing as she was going to get hot and sweaty in any event. It was quite erotic actually in a smelly kind of way
She would lean over my desk polishing the surface with a moist damp cloth and with her breasts thrusting against the thin fabric of her blouse, showing the outline of her hard perky nipples. Her lips parted sensuously and light beads of perspiration formed on her brow and cheeks as she stooped provocatively before my monitor. Her short cleaners skirt rode up her silky white thighs revealing stocking tops and black suspenders, as she bent over my desk thrusting her buttocks back in an open invitation

then I woke up. it had all been a dream

Have you been reading yer missus's erotic novels before bedtime again?

[tractor]

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Maybe not, but not because of BO. My feet can smell, but that's it, and they can usually only be smelt when shoes are first taken off.

I've never smelt BO anywhere else IIRC. Just checked armpits: nope, nothing, never had smelly armpits. I have a swimmer's back though, my arms don't press to the sides leaving a warm cosy sweaty environment, without using force. Don't have rolls of fat eiother. Not much opportunity for BO.

How stupid is English? Your nose runs and your feet smell?

[Zoiderman]

Takes me at least a week before I start smelling, surely you can go a day without needing to mask BO? Is you fat?

How long before others notice? That's possibly more important.

As for BO, or no BO and Sure for Men. I don't think I have ever smelled a lady and thought is that male or female AP. I'd be kind of worried if a man did. A man would only ever notice that you are wearing some, or not, much in the same way most of us only recognise 16 colours, of which Salmon isn't one.

I wouldn't worry.

[hyperD]

The cleaner at my last gig came straight into work without showering, seeing as she was going to get hot and sweaty in any event. It was quite erotic actually in a smelly kind of way
She would lean over my desk polishing the surface with a moist damp cloth and with her breasts thrusting against the thin fabric of her blouse, showing the outline of her hard perky nipples. Her lips parted sensuously and light beads of perspiration formed on her brow and cheeks as she stooped provocatively before my monitor. Her short cleaners skirt rode up her silky white thighs revealing stocking tops and black suspenders, as she bent over my desk thrusting her buttocks back in an open invitation

then I woke up. it had all been a dream

Thanks EO - I've just woken up and now I'm looking for a bare leg to hump...

[MaryPoppins]

Any deodorant is better than none

Ooh definitely. FYI though k2, Chanel No 5 is my standard whiff of choice, I've squirted that in my armpits before now in the absence of deo. Does Ok, but not if you've just shaved them...