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    #11
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    hmm I think the lower back is also called the 'Splash Zone' for obvious porn reasons

    Poop deck too.

    Or does what happens in Hamburg stays in Hamburg

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      #12
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      hmm I think the lower back is also called the 'Splash Zone' for obvious porn reasons

      Only the lower back? I can reach all over the back and head.

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Only the lower back? I can reach all over the back and head.
        Shagging dwarves and small thai girls doesn't count

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          #14
          :sigh: go on then

          but that is becauae you only do it once every 6 months and your nuts are like two tins of Fussels Milk by then!

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Why are you getting that?

            It’s pretty & I have played warhammer for many years & will continue to do so

            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Will you show me on the web cam tonight? Usual time?
            Only if you promise to not let the donkey in the shot
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
              Shagging dwarves and small thai girls doesn't count
              If not I have to pay.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                Only if you promise to not let the donkey in the shot
                View Profile: DonkeyRhubarb - Contractor UK Bulletin Board gets everywhere doesn't he.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Tattos are for chavs.
                  HTH
                  WHS although Lord Snowdon's got one

                  Edit: they are also more common than BMWs and Adobe updates

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Only the lower back? I can reach all over the back and head.
                    I manage to do that just on myself, let alone a partner.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      I manage to do that just on myself, let alone a partner.
                      I can't do it on myself as I do it too often. When I know there is a lady going to be involved I save it up. The day I covered the face and breasts of Mrs BP and my mistress was a great night......

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