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[stek]

I wonder what the German is for 'If you promise to stop coming to the Munich post-natal depression support group, we will pay your Heathrow Thistle Hotel expenses out of petty cash.'

Luckily the missus is a fluent German speaker and some of it rubbed off on me as we went through the rather simple (compared to Russian) noun-inflections....

Here's the translation;

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"