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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMethinks Old Greg has got one of those 'crap' toilet quote books near him.
'A man with itchy bottom will wake up with smelly finger.'Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I am beyond your limited horizons.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMethinks Old Greg has got one of those 'crap' toilet quote books near him.
'A man with itchy bottom will wake up with smelly finger.'Comment
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Old Greg. I think your carbon monoxide alarm has packed in. Get out! Get out!!!!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI am beyond your limited horizons.
On second thoughs. Stay where you are.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Caffeine trumps CO.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOld Greg. I think your carbon monoxide alarm has packed in. Get out! Get out!!!!
On second thoughs. Stay where you are.
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But enough about your coffee enemasOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostCaffeine trumps CO.
Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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With friends like you...Originally posted by amcdonald View PostBut enough about your coffee enemas
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Wait, isn't that this forum? Are you on holiday here from somewhere else?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell I dont have any suggestions. Last time I suggested a place full of tax dodging bludgers and found myself bounced off said site quicker than tulip through a goose fed on ex-lax.
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ay-abroad.htmlOriginally posted by Freamon View PostWait, isn't that this forum? Are you on holiday here from somewhere else?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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