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Any particular threads to look in?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
She gets everyone excited with that tone and that lollipop.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDont say that with your stern librarian look - you are getting me excited!Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I have this theory that zoider has nothing at all to do with zoids - its cider!!
Dont know how it came to me, just a flash of genius I suppose.
what were we talking about
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Now that the dust has died down a little could I just query the analogy?Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostShannyboy may like having more cocks in him than a chicken farm, not me though.
How many cocks are there in a Chicken Farm?
Aren't most Chicken Farms for egg production. Where they have thousands and thousands of hens and not a single cock.
Maybe that's what he meant?Comment
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I think that wherever there is need of a single cock, that is where you will find Zoiderman.Originally posted by ZuiderZee View PostNow that the dust has died down a little could I just query the analogy?
How many cocks are there in a Chicken Farm?
Aren't most Chicken Farms for egg production. Where they have thousands and thousands of hens and not a single cock.
Maybe that's what he meant?
Just another statement he never really thought through.
I mean just what on earth is a "cockknobber" anyway? He must be about 14!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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When I watch the Afghanistan programme on TV, the locals don't seem overly enthused at the soldiers being there and nor I gather are the Taliban. Did anyone ever find out what we are doing in Afghanistan?Comment
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I thought that, but thought it was just that I wasn't au fait with the latest slang what with being an old fart and not dow' wi di kidz!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI mean just what on earth is a "cockknobber" anyway? He must be about 14!!Comment
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Cock serves 2 useful functions. 2 more than Zoidy.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI think that wherever there is need of a single cock, that is where you will find Zoiderman.
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Good point, well made.Originally posted by oscarose View PostCock serves 2 useful functions. 2 more than Zoidy.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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