Anyone else got a weird internet stalker?

[Zoiderman]

Why don't you ally yourself to him then? That ought to at least confirm the halfwit status?

You are a cockknobber. Honestly, it's starting to be amusing, all this ally, coward, running away.

This really is your world isn't it ginge; this is your only outlet, especially now all that ncie food is off limits...

[shaunbhoy]

You are a cockknobber. Honestly, it's starting to be amusing, all this ally, coward, running away.

This really is your world isn't it ginge; this is your only outlet, especially now all that ncie food is off limits...

Look we get it okay? You are still miffed at Churchill and I calling you a lily-livered muppet years ago because you categorically proved that you were too chicken to consider ever fighting for your country.
Not everyone is cut out for such stuff. You probably have other sterling qualities......flower-arranging or baking cakes maybe.
Whatever it might be, stop tediously foisting your hangups on the forum. None of our fault that you did not even have the cojones to follow the rest of the males in your family even into something as benign as the REME.
Now gather up all of these white feathers you keep leaving around the place every time you blow more hot air and sod off somewhere that they might actually give a toss what you have to say.
Here, why not try www.yellowbelly.com or www.biggirlsblouse.com?

[Zoiderman]

Look we get it okay? You are still miffed at Churchill and I calling you a lily-livered muppet years ago because you categorically proved that you were too chicken to consider ever fighting for your country.
Not everyone is cut out for such stuff. You probably have other sterling qualities......flower-arranging or baking cakes maybe.
Whatever it might be, stop tediously foisting your hangups on the forum. None of our fault that you did not even have the cojones to follow the rest of the males in your family even into something as benign as the REME.
Now gather up all of these white feathers you keep leaving around the place every time you blow more hot air and sod off somewhere that they might actually give a toss what you have to say.
Here, why not try yellowbelly.com or biggirlsblouse.com: The Leading Big Girl Blouse Site on the Net

Again ginge, big difference in being a coward, and being intelligent, although as you cannot work that out yourself, it's no wonder you joined as a squaddie; not cut out for the real world, so you let someone else tell you what to do, and when.

Very happy to be proven wrong here, but not joining the army, as I am too intelligent, is different than joining it as I had no other options, like you.

You're getting awfully tough on the internet aren't you fat boy, that's quite funny, given you couldn't catch anyone in the real world lard ass.

SO funny you think you have to join the army to be brave, as it's quite obviously the opposite. And, more to the point, while you were all out getting shot at, being told what to do, when to do it, and how, for not very much money at all, I was busy getting drunk and laid at college, then I went and did some more travelling.

Yes, that's quite some stupid yo've got there ginge

[shaunbhoy]

wibble

Here you go................something for your Facebook page!!

[Zoiderman]

Here you go................something for your Facebook page!!

Ah, I can see what you tried to do there. However, aren't those the things squaddies need? I thought we'd established, I am too intelligent to be one. You don't need white flags on civvy street, or off this forum, so I can see your issues there.

You, however, I could imagine hiding behind a big load of cardboard boxes thinking you'd be safe; you did join as a squaddie now didn't you fat boy

[oscarose]

[shaunbhoy]

waffle

[Zoiderman]

Again, a coward for being intelligent. This is how officers get stupid people to climb over the tops of trenches to get shot you know. It's acutely funny you using this as a defence mechanism, as it's simply proving my point: you aren't all that bright ginge

[Bagpuss]

Bagpuss?

Are you looking to get banned again? Anyone looking to stir it up again will be. You were very lucky last time your client site didn't find out what you were up to, she had all your details, who you are, where you work etc and knew what you were doing. She wasn't best pleased with you.

[shaunbhoy]

More hot air about being "too clever and intelligent" to ever consider fighting for his country