Originally posted by amcdonald
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostBut wouldn't they get suspicious if I walked out with one under my arm?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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Seriously though, cats aren't stoopid and would clock it was an inanimate object instantly (and would probably wipe their bum on your door handles to show their disdain of such a cheap trick).Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTrouble is so do I.
A couple of years ago the garage servicing my car topped up the windscreen washer tank with an unspeakably vile concoction that smelled just how I imagine lion's piss might, and I practically retched each time I had to use it.Coffee's for closersComment
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Just nail the cat to a tree with copper nails. Sorted!"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostReally? Every garage i've been to uses what can only be described as Homeopathic screen washWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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