Where can I get a stuffed alsation?

[OwlHoot]

Visit the museum in Tring, I'm sure they must have some stuffed dogs in there

But wouldn't they get suspicious if I walked out with one under my arm?

[Churchill]

Give Mike Harding a call.

[amcdonald]

But wouldn't they get suspicious if I walked out with one under my arm?

Just put it on a lead and make vague woofing noises as you walk out and you'll be fine

[Durbs]

Seriously though, cats aren't stoopid and would clock it was an inanimate object instantly (and would probably wipe their bum on your door handles to show their disdain of such a cheap trick).

[MarillionFan]

HTH

[AtW]

HTH

I'll have two!

[Spacecadet]

Trouble is so do I.

A couple of years ago the garage servicing my car topped up the windscreen washer tank with an unspeakably vile concoction that smelled just how I imagine lion's piss might, and I practically retched each time I had to use it.

Really? Every garage i've been to uses what can only be described as Homeopathic screen wash

[ThomasSoerensen]

Just nail the cat to a tree with copper nails. Sorted!

[MarillionFan]

Really? Every garage i've been to uses what can only be described as Homeopathic screen wash

Does that mean a Polish worked has pissed in it???

[doomage]

Ironic how you can get pussy to crawl all over your...Jag.