I shall drive straight home tonight - literally. I will not look up at traffic lights or left and right at pedestrian crossings nor will I look for my lights when it starts to get dark. I will not look down at road markings. All I will do is obey the law look straight ahead and put every fecker in hospital that I didn't see.
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"I believe that looking at the speedo is also not a good idea as humans are apparently not so quick at refocusing."
Which is what happens in accident blackspots because of the governments 'safety' cameras. Which begs the question, why place something in an accident blackspot which is going to make the driver focus more closely on the speedo rather than the road.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Funny.
Reminds me on Friday I was driving home with my window open a bit. A wasp got sucked in though the window and ended up in my lap. I almost wet meself.
So there I was, driving along trying to keep my ass from touching the seat until I could get onto the hard shoulder and get that stripey yellow critter out the car.Comment
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