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The next downturn?

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    #11
    Gordo needs help

    Although the economy is good receipts to the treasury are dropping it seems , Gordos debt problem is getting worse.

    He need to seek advice from one of thoes debt advice companies and the first thing they will tell him is that he needs to admit there is a problem , bit like alcoholics really.

    Once hes got over this then a debt restructuring programme has to be put in place , selling off a few assets , Stone Henge , Buck Palace , maybe a few Scottish ones like Balmoral.

    Stick the Queen in a 4 bed detatched to cut costs and then above all take away his line of credit , IMF , PPP's etc.

    I would advise a low credit score with International credit agencies something like a CCC for UK PLC. and just to make sure he dosent get any under the counter credit from loan shark countries like US , Japan etc. then we give that natty bird on American TV who sorts out credit problems to monitor the whole thing.

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      #12
      It's starting to bomb now. There's only crap or financial around. Two areas I don't do. Which is a bugger as I'm trying to get cash out of people thanks to a bank balance of £23.75...

      Time to let out the baseball bat wearing skinheads to collect invoice dues.
      Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bitbucket
        then we give that natty bird on American TV who sorts out credit problems to monitor the whole thing.
        Is she fit? Do you have a picture?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bitbucket
          Stick the Queen in a 4 bed detatched
          Interestingly, Brown has no authority to do this, or anything else with the queen. He is merely an administrator.

          In fact, quite the reverse - she can ask him to shove his legislation up his @rse any time she likes. She probably won't though.

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            Fit ..... but only fiinancially

            In fact, quite the reverse - she can ask him to shove his legislation up his @rse any time she likes. She probably won't though.
            B0llok$ that messes up my second plan

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