It's grim up north

[Doggy Styles]

It's because Northerners are easily pleased.

A loaf of Hovis and a pint of Tetleys and they'll sit by your fire all night happy as Larry.

[Bagpuss]

Maybe those up North are better liers?

Spellers

[DodgyAgent]

In Utopia requirements of employers would be perfectly matched with availability of employees.

No agents will be required...

In Utopia there would'nt be any need for anyone to do anything

[Troll]

It's all relative.

I live very close to Glasgow but the village I live in is very quiet with almost zero crime, no social housing, no ethnic minorities, has several footballers, minor celebs and politicians including a baroness living there as well as the usual assortment of succesfull business people. Stunning views of the surrounding countryside and good transport links for those that need to commute.

Two miles from here it's the opposite end of the scale and I doubt anybody there would be voting for their location to be a happy place to be.

Racist!