How to reduce obesity?

[BrilloPad]

Bring back rationing, there were no fat people during the war!

Mrs BP does a great line in wartime cake - uses cold tea instead of eggs! yum!

[Ignis Fatuus]

There's enough grease in that to stop the heart of a raging Rhinoceros

Possibly, since a rhino is vegetarian and doesn't have the metabolism to handle dietary fat. We do. And animal fat is just what we are made of, so where's the harm in eating it?

The real mistake is eating all that starch: bread, toast, potatoes. And frying stuff not in natural fat but in one of those industrial lubricants like corn oil that is sometimes found in the "food" section of the supermarket.

[TimberWolf]

Bring back rationing, there were no fat people during the war!

Churchill was short for his weight.