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I must concur, your spelling is atrocious! 
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I wish all women were as easily pleased!Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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You turned her gayOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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Our secret sign is to scrape our sphincters along shag carpet.Originally posted by Churchill View Post
You'd be most welcome to join!
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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You trying to teach an old Dog an old trick?Originally posted by hyperD View PostOur secret sign is to scrape our sphincters along shag carpet.
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Sssssssshhhhhhh!Originally posted by hyperD View PostOur secret sign is to scrape our sphincters along shag carpet.
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Previously, we had ball licking. Womenfolk weren't as keen as the blokes on that one though.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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reminds me of my first job in london
i was working for a company that had a lot of warehouses and i had to take my program and install it everywhere in the warehouses
in one south london WH, the main boss turned up to do an inspection one monday morning...camp as a row of pink tents he was...
he picked on one of the pretty young blokes who worked in the WH and said "so what did you do with your weekend?"
to which the bloke replied "i tied my girlfriend up and f*cked her"
boss walked on quicklyComment
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Taking the ferry to Roscoff for a booze cruise. Out the door in 5 minutes in fact
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