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Ended up on TV last night…..
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The mauve shirt - the good looking one of courseOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery well done
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Are you in the grey shirt or the mauve shirt?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf its CCTV at the local train station, its not really being on TV
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Call ze police - it's ze sockie laundering exercise!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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The one sticking his groin out who looked like he'd spend his time masturbating while talking to youngsters over the phone?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThe mauve shirt - the good looking one of course
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If that is you, you look like an anorexic whippet. Do you have to run around in the shower to get wet?Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThe mauve shirt - the good looking one of course
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Compared to you Shaun, Mr Creosote was anorexic.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIf that is you, you look like an anorexic whippet. Do you have to run around in the shower to get wet?

Une wafer thin mint sir?
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When I was doing my numerous TV appearances around the world I had the good grace to be young, thin, talented and spent much time with the babes in the make up department (much needed I should mention, make of that what you will).
Radio is much more forgiving but you need a good speaking voice especially with a Scottish accent but that has it's advantages outside of UK.
Make hay while the sun shines as EO hinted at
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Better..........................................be tter bring a bucket, I'm gonna be sick!!!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCompared to you Shaun, Mr Creosote was anorexic.
Une wafer thin mint sir?

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How would you know?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostWhen I was doing my numerous TV appearances around the world I had the good grace to be young, thin, talented and spent much time with the babes in the make up department (much needed I should mention, make of that what you will).
Radio is much more forgiving but you need a good speaking voice especially with a Scottish accent but that has it's advantages outside of UK.
Make hay while the sun shines as EO hinted at
PS Personality helps.
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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