I have several strong advantages

[EternalOptimist]

Is this a new Brewster? I thought the original had a sticky end?

Oh she DOES have a sticky end.
She is the original, ginger female who had a prolapse and some surgery. She survived, but has now gone on the invalidity and declared herself housebound. The missus has high hopes for some new medication that she is giving her, called metcam or somesuch

personally, i am keeping the shovel handy