who will win The Apprentice

[Fleetwood]

That and the fact the other woman had those two numpties in her team who couldnt organise a piss up in a brothel!

The correct colloquial English expressions are either "f uck in a brothel" or "p iss-up in a brewery", not the mixed metaphor you used.
You're from the colonies, so I'll let you off, MM.

[wendigo100]

orgy in a brothel?

[sasguru]

Postman Prat is gay, hence wouldn't know what to do in a brothel, hence the confusion.

[Mailman]

I gave your momma a good rooting sasg, so that makes me bisexual at the least!

Mailman

[DimPrawn]

The winner of Sir Alan Sugar's The Apprentice business talent TV show will be given the responsibility of setting up a PC recycling business for Amstrad.

Michelle Dewberry, the 26-year-old telecoms consultant from Hull, will head up Sugar's Xenon Green company - a new business that will dispose of companies' unwanted computer equipment in an environmentally friendly fashion.

Dewberry will mastermind the business from launch through to marketing.

Before appearing in The Apprentice, Dewberry worked for a telecoms provider in its business transformation division, scoping and managing the move of its technology division from the UK to an offshore facility in India.

Sugar told The Daily Telegraph: "With all these new European rules, huge companies and organisations like schools, universities and government bodies can't just chuck out old computers. They have to be disposed of in an environmentally friendly manner.

"We will charge the customer for taking them away, then disassemble them. It is going to be a kind of greenfield business and Michelle is going to mastermind the thing.

"We are going to turn it into a very, very big business."


How fcking boring? I bet she's pleased with that task.

[el duder]

without a doubt..

the man took a very keen likening to that very pretty, bog mouthed, bit of northern rag.

[Sysman]

Before appearing in The Apprentice, Dewberry worked for a telecoms provider in its business transformation division, scoping and managing the move of its technology division from the UK to an offshore facility in India.

Traitor!

Sugar told The Daily Telegraph: "With all these new European rules, huge companies and organisations like schools, universities and government bodies can't just chuck out old computers. They have to be disposed of in an environmentally friendly manner.

Send the junk to India?

Mind you, I think I could get "environmentally friendly" with Michelle. :-)

[darmstadt]

WTF is the Apprentice and who cares?

[Sysman]

WTF is the Apprentice and who cares?

LOL. I heard one sound clip from the show and thought Alan Sugar was a complete bully (und ein kompletter Wichser).

[WageSlave]

"With all these new European rules, huge companies and organisations like schools, universities and government bodies can't just chuck out old com

What the old boy doesn't seem to know is that government bodies are already committed to using a scheme that sees old ICT equipment recycled and sent to third world countries.
And if it's a machine which has been used for highly sensitive work, it has to be destroyed. I remember explaining to an IT supplier a few years ago that we couldn't return their faulty hardware as it had been used to store secret information. They had to forget it and just give us the new kit