Firewood / logs.........

[Old Greg]

Sadly anything over a 5cm Diameter is illegal to take

So you want free wood that is not illegal?

[DimPrawn]

Pop round, I'll be pleased to see you.

[Old Greg]

If heating bills are getting too much for you, have you considered losing your kids in the forest? There's a gingerbread house in the middle and I expect they'll be fine.

[scooterscot]

Something like that

Don't blame you. Left behind my burner in Edinburgh moving out here, perfect when all is white outside.

[fullyautomatix]

Cant you just go to the nearest forest ? Last I checked it was not like trees had become extinct.

Ignore the sarcasm aceboy, they are just envious of your lifestyle.

[Old Greg]

Ignore the sarcasm aceboy, they are just envious of your lifestyle.

No we're not. We just hate all humankind.

[aceboy]

Cant you just go to the nearest forest ? Last I checked it was not like trees had become extinct.

No but the are usually owned either by the council, or private owners and thus you are stealing if you take logs...

[DimPrawn]

No but the are usually owned either by the council, or private owners and thus you are stealing if you take logs...

So, let me get this straight.

You can't take it from a forest but you can buy (pay) for it, and CUK folks will give you this wood you can't find you can only buy for free?

Do you want some free beer whilst you are here collecting it?

Perhaps my missus could slip on a racy number and stand by the back door whilst you load your van?

[TheFaQQer]

Don't blame you. Left behind my burner in Edinburgh moving out here, perfect when all is white outside.

http://f.cl.ly/items/211Q2N0r3e1f223...2016:51:15.png

Any chance you could post a high resolution picture of the fire? The 6.1MB file doesn't quite provide a good enough view of it.

[Support Monkey]

Logs?? Logs???? I have gas running to my house

seriously your not gonna get them for free you will have to pay, trees are a finite resource and they have a cost which along with all other fuels as gone up.